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Author Topic: New Applicants Start Here First!  (Read 1580 times)

Offline Fabalous

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New Applicants Start Here First!
« on: August 21, 2012, 06:35:03 PM »
Hello and welcome to The Fairies and Goblins application process! Please review Section 2 of the guild charter before submitting an application. Don't be shy! Contact anyone in the guild if you have any questions.  On a side note, you may wish to confront your parents and tell them you are thinking about becoming a FAG. We recommend pink and purple as a starting point to building your new wardrobe.

CURENTLY RECRUITING: Elemental Shaman or Mage for core raid team. 

Please post a new thread in Applicants with the thread subject reading as follows:



If you get the title wrong, don't even bother filling out the rest of the application because you clearly can't follow directions. We don't waste our time with people who are obviously going to stand in the fire.

Please copy the following information into your application and answer ALL of the questions:

Character Information:

Armory Link:
Primary Spec:
Secondary Spec:

Tell us a little about your rotation and/or play style. This is an open ended question. Make sure to tell us enough so we know that you know your class.

Is your off spec equivalently geared to your main spec? If no, why not?
How comfortable are you with your off spec? Would you be open to switching to your OS as your MS if requested?

List your max professions:
If you currently have a gathering profession, would you be willing to switch to two raiding professions if asked?


How long have you played WoW?
Please describe your Mists of Pandaria raid experience:
List the previous guild you were in. Why did you/are you planning on leaving?
Do you have any raid experience in any other games besides WoW? If so, please explain.

Personal Information:

What kind of computer do you use? How old is it?
Do you have a solid internet connection?

If you use a Mac, don't even worry about this section. We know your shit is awesome.

Miscellaneous Information:

Do you have a FaG sponsor, or do you know anyone in FaGs?
Who is always to be blamed?
On a raid, how would you keep Fabalous entertained?

Tell us a funny joke. We want to make sure you're not a humorless shitbag.

Please attach a screenshot of your UI if available. This is not required but highly recommended.

Your thread will remain open during your application period. You are encouraged to check on the forums daily, especially your application thread as that will be the main line of communication between you and current members who are evaluating your progress and may wish to get to know you better.

If you have any questions or concerns at all that have not been addressed here or in the Guild Charter, please do not hesitate to contact an Officer/Advisor or Fabalous via an in game mail, or a PM here on the boards.

Thank you for your interest in becoming a FAG!
« Last Edit: May 01, 2014, 05:04:48 AM by Fabalous »

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Re: New Applicants Start Here First!
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2017, 03:24:43 AM »
In my opinion, I'm just tired of playing these children's games. Guys, it seems to me that the time has come to do something serious. Find yourself a wife, for example. Judge for yourself, how much more will we play in these toys for 17-year-olds? I'm already 26 and I want something more from my life. The other day I registered on the , I already found several nice girls from Ukraine and Russia. I think I'll be able to see some of them soon.