<![CDATA[Fairies and Goblins - All Forums]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/ Sun, 05 Sep 2010 22:03:41 +0000 MyBB <![CDATA[living]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2280 Fri, 03 Sep 2010 10:56:15 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2280
Name:living
Class:paladin
Level:80
Race:blood elf
Primary Spec:protection
Secondary Spec:retribution

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Living
Talent distribution at time of application:5/61/5
Professions:blacksmith/mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Kevin Beyea
Age:29
Location:Okinawa, Japan
Gender:Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?no
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?Givor, Reavers
How long have you played WoW?2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. cliche,
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?the time of raids
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?BC
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"?assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals?yes
Who is always to be blamed?James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained?we are playing a game why would i have to entertain anyone.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag.Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and wanted to break-up and all the pictures he had of her sent back. So Bob did what any other American would do. He went around to all his army buddies and asked for pictures of girls they wouldn't mind giving up. He then took all the pictures, some decent, some X-rated, and put them in a big envelope to send to his girlfriend with a note saying "I don't remember you. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

Any additional information you would like to share? I have been raiding with BFC on wednesdays and mondays. the groups are fun and entertaining. since i am over seas raiding at early morning is the best time for me.]]>
Name:living
Class:paladin
Level:80
Race:blood elf
Primary Spec:protection
Secondary Spec:retribution

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Living
Talent distribution at time of application:5/61/5
Professions:blacksmith/mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Kevin Beyea
Age:29
Location:Okinawa, Japan
Gender:Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?no
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?Givor, Reavers
How long have you played WoW?2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. cliche,
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?the time of raids
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?BC
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"?assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals?yes
Who is always to be blamed?James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained?we are playing a game why would i have to entertain anyone.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag.Bob is in the army. After 4 months of being in the army, his girlfriend sent him a letter saying she'd slept with 2 guys since he'd left and wanted to break-up and all the pictures he had of her sent back. So Bob did what any other American would do. He went around to all his army buddies and asked for pictures of girls they wouldn't mind giving up. He then took all the pictures, some decent, some X-rated, and put them in a big envelope to send to his girlfriend with a note saying "I don't remember you. Please remove your pictures and send the rest back."

Any additional information you would like to share? I have been raiding with BFC on wednesdays and mondays. the groups are fun and entertaining. since i am over seas raiding at early morning is the best time for me.]]> <![CDATA[Deeghey 80 orc deathknight]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2274 Wed, 01 Sep 2010 23:10:44 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2274
Name: Deeghey
Class: DK
Level: 80
Race: Orc
Primary Spec: 51/0/20 blood dps
Secondary Spec: blood tank/pvp right now but open to unholy or frost. but i'll have to regem every time i switch specs

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...cn=Deeghey i just need the crit/hit neck from ldw to replace my hit ring and gems. i have heroic 277 exp/crit ring
Talent distribution at time of application: maximum single target dps. burst dmg for easy tab-dps.
Professions: bs/mining maxed of course

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Personal Information:

Name: Donovan
Age: 17
Location: San Diego
Gender: Balls
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? extremely
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? yes sir
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? i dont know jack
How long have you played WoW? 2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. sim sim and sim sim
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? not good enough in 25m for being so serious. and alot of friends that made it fun left guild.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? i drink gatorade nyukka[/size]
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? crystal meth, sure
Who is always to be blamed? james.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? toys
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. what do you call a nigger in reckless ambition? RAcoon
Any additional information you would like to share?
no but i have some weed i'll share]]>
Name: Deeghey
Class: DK
Level: 80
Race: Orc
Primary Spec: 51/0/20 blood dps
Secondary Spec: blood tank/pvp right now but open to unholy or frost. but i'll have to regem every time i switch specs

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...cn=Deeghey i just need the crit/hit neck from ldw to replace my hit ring and gems. i have heroic 277 exp/crit ring
Talent distribution at time of application: maximum single target dps. burst dmg for easy tab-dps.
Professions: bs/mining maxed of course

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Personal Information:

Name: Donovan
Age: 17
Location: San Diego
Gender: Balls
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? extremely
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? yes sir
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? i dont know jack
How long have you played WoW? 2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. sim sim and sim sim
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? not good enough in 25m for being so serious. and alot of friends that made it fun left guild.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? i drink gatorade nyukka[/size]
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? crystal meth, sure
Who is always to be blamed? james.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? toys
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. what do you call a nigger in reckless ambition? RAcoon
Any additional information you would like to share?
no but i have some weed i'll share]]> <![CDATA[Faithh 80 Blood Elf Rogue]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2267 Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:01:11 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2267
Name:Faithh
Class:Rogue
Level:80
Race:Blood Elf
Primary Spec:Mutilate
Secondary Spec:Combat

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Faithh
Talent distribution at time of application:51/18/2
Professions:Leatherworking/Skinning

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Personal Information:

Name:Khaila
Age:18
Location:Missouri
Gender:Female
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?Nope
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?Dupaladin or Militarydog
How long have you played WoW?1year
List at least two previous guilds you were in.The reservoir dogs, Deaths prophecy
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?I left The Reservoir dogs due to bad timing with real life stuff
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?Whatever militarydog put which is probably a texas team lol
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals?If he doesnt i hear women like sparkly things =)
Who is always to be blamed?James in game but militarydog in real life =D
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained?I hear snowballs help?
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home!!!

Any additional information you would like to share?]]>
Name:Faithh
Class:Rogue
Level:80
Race:Blood Elf
Primary Spec:Mutilate
Secondary Spec:Combat

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Faithh
Talent distribution at time of application:51/18/2
Professions:Leatherworking/Skinning

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Personal Information:

Name:Khaila
Age:18
Location:Missouri
Gender:Female
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?Nope
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?Dupaladin or Militarydog
How long have you played WoW?1year
List at least two previous guilds you were in.The reservoir dogs, Deaths prophecy
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?I left The Reservoir dogs due to bad timing with real life stuff
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?Whatever militarydog put which is probably a texas team lol
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals?If he doesnt i hear women like sparkly things =)
Who is always to be blamed?James in game but militarydog in real life =D
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained?I hear snowballs help?
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home!!!

Any additional information you would like to share?]]> <![CDATA[Chachbag on Youtube]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2266 Sun, 29 Aug 2010 22:59:56 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2266 http://www.youtube.com/user/drudacris01

These are some of the shennanigans from Iraq.]]> http://www.youtube.com/user/drudacris01

These are some of the shennanigans from Iraq.]]> <![CDATA[Chachbag 80 Blood Elf Paladin - RET]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2265 Sun, 29 Aug 2010 19:01:23 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2265
Name: Chachbag
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Retribution
Secondary Spec: Whatever you want it to be... I'm cheap and easy. (atm it is holy)

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...e+Underbog
Talent distribution at time of application: 14/5/52
Professions: Mining, Blacksmithing, Hooking

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Personal Information:

Name: Drew but you can call me Wally
Age: 25
Location: Alabama
Gender: Questionable... no wait, that is sexuality. Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No... FaGs...
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [check ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Armaretta but I had sex with Blashe and Dagheris once or twice...
How long have you played WoW? 2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Nomads, Order of the Claw (eredar)
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Server transfer, protection order.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? ROLL TIDE (sorry Tim...)
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Does Wally love hookers?! Does a bear shit in the woods? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Yes, yes, and yes.
Who is always to be blamed? James... cowbabying James...
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? by pouring bacon schnapps shots
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up. (don't tell Armaretta I said that)

Any additional information you would like to share?
I am currently knocking boots with Armaretta, so I hope that helps influence your decision in my favor. If not, then I am NOT knocking boots with Armaretta. I just returned from Iraq and am now in school so raiding on Wednesdays is not possible for me due to classes. I am more than happy to attend on most Sundays (barring big exams the next day). I have to admit that I am a whore for belonging to things and have been told on multiple occasions that I make a good member of a large collective. I was Canadian, but I became a citizen of these United States a little less than a year ago. I am American, I live American, I speak American and cowbaby Canada (don't tell Blashe I said that...). Finally, I compulsively draw penises on walls in inappropriate locations.]]>
Name: Chachbag
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Retribution
Secondary Spec: Whatever you want it to be... I'm cheap and easy. (atm it is holy)

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...e+Underbog
Talent distribution at time of application: 14/5/52
Professions: Mining, Blacksmithing, Hooking

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Personal Information:

Name: Drew but you can call me Wally
Age: 25
Location: Alabama
Gender: Questionable... no wait, that is sexuality. Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No... FaGs...
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [check ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Armaretta but I had sex with Blashe and Dagheris once or twice...
How long have you played WoW? 2 years
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Nomads, Order of the Claw (eredar)
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Server transfer, protection order.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? ROLL TIDE (sorry Tim...)
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Does Wally love hookers?! Does a bear shit in the woods? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Yes, yes, and yes.
Who is always to be blamed? James... cowbabying James...
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? by pouring bacon schnapps shots
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes are piling up. (don't tell Armaretta I said that)

Any additional information you would like to share?
I am currently knocking boots with Armaretta, so I hope that helps influence your decision in my favor. If not, then I am NOT knocking boots with Armaretta. I just returned from Iraq and am now in school so raiding on Wednesdays is not possible for me due to classes. I am more than happy to attend on most Sundays (barring big exams the next day). I have to admit that I am a whore for belonging to things and have been told on multiple occasions that I make a good member of a large collective. I was Canadian, but I became a citizen of these United States a little less than a year ago. I am American, I live American, I speak American and cowbaby Canada (don't tell Blashe I said that...). Finally, I compulsively draw penises on walls in inappropriate locations.]]> <![CDATA[Happy Birthday Juse and Kaplan]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2258 Tue, 24 Aug 2010 01:19:11 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2258 <![CDATA[Dogspally Retribution Blood Elf]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2247 Wed, 18 Aug 2010 23:44:41 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2247
Name:Dogspally
Class:Paladin
Level:80
Race:Blood Elf
Primary Spec:Retribution
Secondary Spec:Holy(Good healing gear)

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Dogspally
Talent distribution at time of application:5/11/55
Professions:Herbalism/Alchemy

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Personal Information:

Name:Chris
Age:19
Location:Texas
Gender:Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Never =P
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Great
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?DUpaladin and i know all the fags
How long have you played WoW? 1 year
List at least two previous guilds you were in. The One and Only FAGS!
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? I left Due to stupidty on my part
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Longhorns
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? HELL YA!
Who is always to be blamed? James but if it is about regular things i hear kyle or gogo is a a good choice
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Making him some bacon and then have a sexy hot girl eat it slowly =D.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Well tbh i dont know to many jokes so i figure if i ramble on for a few lines people will just assume i am typing a very long funny joke when in reality all i am doing is making them waste there 5 mins in there life reading a pointless very long sentence =D hope you enjoyed it suckers
Any additional information you would like to share? Well i will write this for those that dont know i was in guild for along time as a main tank on militarydog hence why they call me mildog i left due to being retarded and always stayed in touch and did raids with them =) just so people know and i know 12/12 on 10 and 25 and hard modes on 10 and some on 25


Gogo said my joke did not count so here we go.

Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy(Khorne) walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

There you go gogo just for you i even proof read it =D]]>
Name:Dogspally
Class:Paladin
Level:80
Race:Blood Elf
Primary Spec:Retribution
Secondary Spec:Holy(Good healing gear)

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Dogspally
Talent distribution at time of application:5/11/55
Professions:Herbalism/Alchemy

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Personal Information:

Name:Chris
Age:19
Location:Texas
Gender:Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Never =P
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Great
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?DUpaladin and i know all the fags
How long have you played WoW? 1 year
List at least two previous guilds you were in. The One and Only FAGS!
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? I left Due to stupidty on my part
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Longhorns
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? HELL YA!
Who is always to be blamed? James but if it is about regular things i hear kyle or gogo is a a good choice
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Making him some bacon and then have a sexy hot girl eat it slowly =D.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Well tbh i dont know to many jokes so i figure if i ramble on for a few lines people will just assume i am typing a very long funny joke when in reality all i am doing is making them waste there 5 mins in there life reading a pointless very long sentence =D hope you enjoyed it suckers
Any additional information you would like to share? Well i will write this for those that dont know i was in guild for along time as a main tank on militarydog hence why they call me mildog i left due to being retarded and always stayed in touch and did raids with them =) just so people know and i know 12/12 on 10 and 25 and hard modes on 10 and some on 25


Gogo said my joke did not count so here we go.

Four gay guys walk into a bar and start arguing over who's penis is longer.

Well the bar tender finally got sick of hearing them arguing so told them he had a way to solve this problem.

He told them to stick their penis' on the bar and he'd tell them who's was bigger.

Well just as the put them up there, another gay guy(Khorne) walks in and yells "I'll have the buffet!"

There you go gogo just for you i even proof read it =D]]> <![CDATA[Gylux Frost DK]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2244 Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:44:54 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2244
Name: Gylux
Class: Death Knight
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf Blush
Primary Spec: Frost
Secondary Spec: Blood (this spec is from when I played around with tanking, I don't have gear for this.)

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Gylux
Talent distribution at time of application: Frost 0/53/18 Blood 52/5/14
Professions: Maxed JC and Alchemy

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Personal Information:

Name: Josh
Age: 16
Location: Nevada
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Hell No Smile
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsor
How long have you played WoW? For about a year
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Evil Dead (big mistake, fails) Was Here
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Was Here fell apart after a fight and losing a couple raiders
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? 2001 Canes
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Yes! Who wouldn't? It's purple and makes your items glow cool colors.
Who is always to be blamed? James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Create cool macros with dirty refrences.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Any additional information you would like to share?
I want to get into some serious endgame content and I feel that being a FAG will help me accomplish this.]]>
Name: Gylux
Class: Death Knight
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf Blush
Primary Spec: Frost
Secondary Spec: Blood (this spec is from when I played around with tanking, I don't have gear for this.)

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Gylux
Talent distribution at time of application: Frost 0/53/18 Blood 52/5/14
Professions: Maxed JC and Alchemy

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Personal Information:

Name: Josh
Age: 16
Location: Nevada
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Hell No Smile
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsor
How long have you played WoW? For about a year
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Evil Dead (big mistake, fails) Was Here
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Was Here fell apart after a fight and losing a couple raiders
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? 2001 Canes
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Yes! Who wouldn't? It's purple and makes your items glow cool colors.
Who is always to be blamed? James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Create cool macros with dirty refrences.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Any additional information you would like to share?
I want to get into some serious endgame content and I feel that being a FAG will help me accomplish this.]]> <![CDATA[Gogo: Here's that video you asked for!]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2240 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 22:01:52 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2240 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcZSGUv_ng]]> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcZSGUv_ng]]> <![CDATA[Football Season!]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2239 Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:26:31 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2239 http://espn.go.com/college-football/rankings

Thoughts? Discuss!]]> http://espn.go.com/college-football/rankings

Thoughts? Discuss!]]> <![CDATA[Guild Emergency]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2230 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 14:45:03 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2230 http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article...e-of-bacon]]> http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article...e-of-bacon]]> <![CDATA[Breakfast Clubbed Seals]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2226 Sun, 15 Aug 2010 03:14:02 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2226
Breakfast Clubbed Seals

This is a 10-man AM Raiding group functioning within the beloved Fairies and Goblins guild. The goal is to organize some of the Underbog's AM players into a cohesive raiding group.


How often do you raid?
We raid two times a week -- Wednesdays and Mondays

What times do you raid?
We start at 0600 server (6:00 AM)
We finish at 0900 server (9:00 AM)

BCS members would be added as a Friends and Family rank to the guild. They would be eligible for 10-man raids, but not the regular evening 25s. All BCS members are expected to conform to the guild code of conduct. It can be read in full here: The Fairies and Goblins Guild Manual

The guiding principle of all raids is simple: “Be a dude, not a dick”
Females and Blood Elves will instead “Be a Dudette, not a Dick”. If you are near non-guildies you will act like a non-asshat.

Bill of Rights
1. This is one of the most important concepts we have here in the Fairies and Goblins: You have a right to a real life. I know, crazy. Guild policy is, and will always be that RL > WoW. That being said, you’re a jerk if you come to loot and scoot once every few weeks.
2. You have the right to have a fun raiding environment.
3. You have a right to explanations of our policies, practices or decisions and a right to give us input/suggestions on said items. We believe in transparency, and the arbiter of policy is here to help you!
4. You have a right to be involved in the affairs of the guild.
5. You have a right to be treated like an adult for exactly as long as you act like one.

Loots
Limited Loot Council ™. We have a limited loot council system to prevent any problems that might fall through the cracks of these rules and cover things such as people rolling on gear out of type (eg: plate classes rolling on chain), "rarespawn" raiders going loot-crazy, people being dicks and not dudes, etc. Approximately 99% of all loot is distributed through the simple roll off system, and the limited loot council only weighs in on rare occasions. You can still win something if no one else is interested, or if multiple people interested have already won an equivalent amount of items. If you have any issues with the way loot is being handled at any given time, please contact the Loot Master for the raid.

If this sounds like something you are interested in, please post an introduction in this thread. We would like a public way for the rest of the guild to meet you.

Please copy and use this format:

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Character Information:

Name:
Class:
Level:
Race:
Primary Spec:
Secondary Spec:

Armory Link:
Talent Spec:
Professions:

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Personal Information:

Name:
Age:
Location:
Gender:
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:
How long have you played WoW?
List at least two previous guilds you were in.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?
Who is always to be blamed?
If there was no such thing as Bacon, would people still eat breakfast?
Any additional information you would like to share:

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Breakfast Clubbed Seals

This is a 10-man AM Raiding group functioning within the beloved Fairies and Goblins guild. The goal is to organize some of the Underbog's AM players into a cohesive raiding group.


How often do you raid?
We raid two times a week -- Wednesdays and Mondays

What times do you raid?
We start at 0600 server (6:00 AM)
We finish at 0900 server (9:00 AM)

BCS members would be added as a Friends and Family rank to the guild. They would be eligible for 10-man raids, but not the regular evening 25s. All BCS members are expected to conform to the guild code of conduct. It can be read in full here: The Fairies and Goblins Guild Manual

The guiding principle of all raids is simple: “Be a dude, not a dick”
Females and Blood Elves will instead “Be a Dudette, not a Dick”. If you are near non-guildies you will act like a non-asshat.

Bill of Rights
1. This is one of the most important concepts we have here in the Fairies and Goblins: You have a right to a real life. I know, crazy. Guild policy is, and will always be that RL > WoW. That being said, you’re a jerk if you come to loot and scoot once every few weeks.
2. You have the right to have a fun raiding environment.
3. You have a right to explanations of our policies, practices or decisions and a right to give us input/suggestions on said items. We believe in transparency, and the arbiter of policy is here to help you!
4. You have a right to be involved in the affairs of the guild.
5. You have a right to be treated like an adult for exactly as long as you act like one.

Loots
Limited Loot Council ™. We have a limited loot council system to prevent any problems that might fall through the cracks of these rules and cover things such as people rolling on gear out of type (eg: plate classes rolling on chain), "rarespawn" raiders going loot-crazy, people being dicks and not dudes, etc. Approximately 99% of all loot is distributed through the simple roll off system, and the limited loot council only weighs in on rare occasions. You can still win something if no one else is interested, or if multiple people interested have already won an equivalent amount of items. If you have any issues with the way loot is being handled at any given time, please contact the Loot Master for the raid.

If this sounds like something you are interested in, please post an introduction in this thread. We would like a public way for the rest of the guild to meet you.

Please copy and use this format:

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Character Information:

Name:
Class:
Level:
Race:
Primary Spec:
Secondary Spec:

Armory Link:
Talent Spec:
Professions:

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Personal Information:

Name:
Age:
Location:
Gender:
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:
How long have you played WoW?
List at least two previous guilds you were in.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild?
Whats the greatest college football team of all time?
Who is always to be blamed?
If there was no such thing as Bacon, would people still eat breakfast?
Any additional information you would like to share:

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Level: 80
Race: Belf
Primary Spec: Arcane
Secondary Spec: Arcane pvp

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...cn=Abigael

Talent distribution at time of application: 56/3/12
Professions: Herb/Alch 450

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Personal Information:

Name: Becca
Age: 17
Location: East coast
Gender: Female
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [!!] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Nation, Metar, Delights
How long have you played WoW? Too long.. Three years about
List at least two previous guilds you were in Fairies and Goblins, Geek Squad
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Fell apart Sad
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? florida... gators?
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Absolutely
Who is always to be blamed? James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? By.. jumping around in circles, singing with mr. nation o.0
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Uhhhh.. why was the energizer bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. Yeah i know, not funny >.>
Any additional information you would like to share? Previous member of fairies.]]> Class: Mage
Level: 80
Race: Belf
Primary Spec: Arcane
Secondary Spec: Arcane pvp

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...cn=Abigael

Talent distribution at time of application: 56/3/12
Professions: Herb/Alch 450

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Personal Information:

Name: Becca
Age: 17
Location: East coast
Gender: Female
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [!!] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Nation, Metar, Delights
How long have you played WoW? Too long.. Three years about
List at least two previous guilds you were in Fairies and Goblins, Geek Squad
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Fell apart Sad
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? florida... gators?
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Absolutely
Who is always to be blamed? James
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? By.. jumping around in circles, singing with mr. nation o.0
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Uhhhh.. why was the energizer bunny arrested? He was charged with battery. Yeah i know, not funny >.>
Any additional information you would like to share? Previous member of fairies.]]> <![CDATA[Faìl, 80 Blood Elf Paladin]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2221 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:43:58 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2221
Name: Fail
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Ret
Secondary Spec: Prot

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-talen...Cl&group=1
Talent distribution at time of application:
Professions: Mining/Jewelcrafting

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Personal Information:

Name: Casey
Age: 20
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Nope!
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes i do, way better than my previous FaGs experiance.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Nation, and i think i know about everyone.
How long have you played WoW? 3 years.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Remnant, Geek Squad
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Fell Apart.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? FLORIDA
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Hell yes, who doesnt?
Who is always to be blamed? GOGO IS
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Dance naked, and spam my macros at him, oh and plant a train set, he hates those.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.
Any additional information you would like to share?]]>
Name: Fail
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Ret
Secondary Spec: Prot

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-talen...Cl&group=1
Talent distribution at time of application:
Professions: Mining/Jewelcrafting

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Personal Information:

Name: Casey
Age: 20
Location: Illinois
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Nope!
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes i do, way better than my previous FaGs experiance.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [ x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Nation, and i think i know about everyone.
How long have you played WoW? 3 years.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Remnant, Geek Squad
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Fell Apart.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? FLORIDA
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Hell yes, who doesnt?
Who is always to be blamed? GOGO IS
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Dance naked, and spam my macros at him, oh and plant a train set, he hates those.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Ever wonder how blondes remember their Passwords?

During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long.
Any additional information you would like to share?]]> <![CDATA[Narcissius, Holy/Prot Pally]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2218 Sat, 14 Aug 2010 13:06:54 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2218
Name: Narcissius
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Holy
Secondary Spec: Prot (I also have a ret kit but it's nothing remarkable).

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...Narcissius
Talent distribution at time of application: 51/5/15 holy, 5/59/7 prot
Professions: Herbalism and Inscription, both maxed and with most glyphs available.

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Personal Information:

Name: Paul
Age: 33
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Nah, I love listening to a bunch of FaGs shoot the breeze.
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Sure do.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Reavers/Xendi would be my co-sponsors as well as the FaGs that I know.
How long have you played WoW? Since January '05.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. - Purple Drank and Random on Dragonmaw, but they weren't up to much. I raided strongly in BC but the guild I was with has since splintered.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? - No big or good reason, just that I'd like to get on the UB server to play with my girlfriend and her friends, and it sounds like you guys keep yourself busy and that you all have a lot of fun. Smile
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? If Brian Kelly could've stayed at UC... but hey, no hard feelings or anything. ::starts whistling and continues to grind axe::
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? - Yea, Boofy loves them because they taste sweet but have low calories, making them the perfect "between meal" snack.
Who is always to be blamed? - James, of course.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? - Pelt him with snowballs.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. - Hey, have you ever met Frank, the 50 pound midget with the 25 pound balls? I think he's a good guy, even though everyone thinks that he's half nuts.
Any additional information you would like to share? - Yea, just that I'm looking to start in as a F&F and I know that my GS isn't exactly where you guys want it to be. I'm working on that part though and I really just want to come to the server for Reavers, Xendi, my girlfriend and to also just be helpful however that I can be. Also, I may have a friend also coming with me, if he's interested I'll make sure he posts an app as well to introduce himself. Thanks!!]]>
Name: Narcissius
Class: Paladin
Level: 80
Race: Blood Elf
Primary Spec: Holy
Secondary Spec: Prot (I also have a ret kit but it's nothing remarkable).

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...Narcissius
Talent distribution at time of application: 51/5/15 holy, 5/59/7 prot
Professions: Herbalism and Inscription, both maxed and with most glyphs available.

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Personal Information:

Name: Paul
Age: 33
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Nah, I love listening to a bunch of FaGs shoot the breeze.
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Sure do.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [X] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? Reavers/Xendi would be my co-sponsors as well as the FaGs that I know.
How long have you played WoW? Since January '05.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. - Purple Drank and Random on Dragonmaw, but they weren't up to much. I raided strongly in BC but the guild I was with has since splintered.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? - No big or good reason, just that I'd like to get on the UB server to play with my girlfriend and her friends, and it sounds like you guys keep yourself busy and that you all have a lot of fun. Smile
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? If Brian Kelly could've stayed at UC... but hey, no hard feelings or anything. ::starts whistling and continues to grind axe::
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? - Yea, Boofy loves them because they taste sweet but have low calories, making them the perfect "between meal" snack.
Who is always to be blamed? - James, of course.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? - Pelt him with snowballs.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. - Hey, have you ever met Frank, the 50 pound midget with the 25 pound balls? I think he's a good guy, even though everyone thinks that he's half nuts.
Any additional information you would like to share? - Yea, just that I'm looking to start in as a F&F and I know that my GS isn't exactly where you guys want it to be. I'm working on that part though and I really just want to come to the server for Reavers, Xendi, my girlfriend and to also just be helpful however that I can be. Also, I may have a friend also coming with me, if he's interested I'll make sure he posts an app as well to introduce himself. Thanks!!]]> <![CDATA[You betta hide yo kids and hide yo wife!]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2216 Wed, 11 Aug 2010 18:22:33 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2216
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzKtPezPs...re=related]]>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzKtPezPs...re=related]]> <![CDATA[Girl destroys boss's reputation via picture email when she decides to quit.]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2214 Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:24:49 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2214 http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quit...33-photos/]]> http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quit...33-photos/]]> <![CDATA[Garor 80 Orc Death Knight]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2196 Sun, 08 Aug 2010 01:08:36 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2196
Name:Garor
Class:Death Knight
Level:80
Race:Orc
Primary Spec:Blood 51/0/20
Secondary Spec:Frost 0/53/18

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Garor
Talent distribution at time of application:Blood 51/0/20
Professions:Mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Gary
Age:19
Location:LaPlata, Maryland
Gender:M
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?NO, I would gladly join into the conversation
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?No sponsor.
How long have you played WoW? Since release.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent Resolve, stayed in this guild for time I have been on this server. Previously played on Argent Dawn.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Guild is moving to new server after disputes between members.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? 1986 Penn State, what can I say I attend Penn State.
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist.
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Seems like it.
Who is always to be blamed? Always James.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Typically I stay quiet during raids to make sure I do my best and pay attention. I still enjoy making jokes and being a part of humorous conversations.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. A man calls his boss and tells him he can't work today because he has a sore leg. The mans boss says that when he is sore he has sex with his wife and he feels better again, and advises his employee to try the same. A few hours later the man calls his boss again and says "Hey boss you were right. Your wife is great and I am feeling better again. I'll be in soon"
Any additional information you would like to share? I normally raid and play with my good friend Ryug and his father Draenok and they have also applied.]]>
Name:Garor
Class:Death Knight
Level:80
Race:Orc
Primary Spec:Blood 51/0/20
Secondary Spec:Frost 0/53/18

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=The+Underbog&cn=Garor
Talent distribution at time of application:Blood 51/0/20
Professions:Mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Gary
Age:19
Location:LaPlata, Maryland
Gender:M
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat?NO, I would gladly join into the conversation
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection?Yes
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know?No sponsor.
How long have you played WoW? Since release.
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent Resolve, stayed in this guild for time I have been on this server. Previously played on Argent Dawn.
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Guild is moving to new server after disputes between members.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? 1986 Penn State, what can I say I attend Penn State.
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist.
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Seems like it.
Who is always to be blamed? Always James.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Typically I stay quiet during raids to make sure I do my best and pay attention. I still enjoy making jokes and being a part of humorous conversations.
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. A man calls his boss and tells him he can't work today because he has a sore leg. The mans boss says that when he is sore he has sex with his wife and he feels better again, and advises his employee to try the same. A few hours later the man calls his boss again and says "Hey boss you were right. Your wife is great and I am feeling better again. I'll be in soon"
Any additional information you would like to share? I normally raid and play with my good friend Ryug and his father Draenok and they have also applied.]]> <![CDATA[Ryug 80 Orc rogue]]> http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2194 Sat, 07 Aug 2010 18:59:36 -0400 http://www.fairiesandgoblins.com/showthread.php?tid=2194
Name: Ryug
Class: Rogue
Level: 80
Race: Orc
Primary Spec: Combat 20/51/0
Secondary Spec: Assassination/Sub 41/7/23

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...og&cn=Ryug
Talent distribution at time of application: 20/51/0
Professions: Blacksmithing, Mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Ryan
Age:19
Location:Syracuse, NY
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Of course not, its the best.
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsers but have long heard good things about your guild and its members.
How long have you played WoW? Since release
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent resolve
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Leadership transferred servers.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Well gotta go with SU... cant be a traitor.
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Apparently so.
Who is always to be blamed? The one known as James.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Back Massage? I would just be myself, im an entertaining person Smile
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Well here goes. A guy and his annoying and needy girlfriend went to a wishing well. The guy drops a penny and makes a wish. His girlfriend also wanted to make a wish, so she bent over to drop her penny, but she leaned too far and fell down the well and drowned. The guy said, "Wow, it really does work!"
Any additional information you would like to share?
Draenok's son Smile and the better looking of the two.

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Name: Ryug
Class: Rogue
Level: 80
Race: Orc
Primary Spec: Combat 20/51/0
Secondary Spec: Assassination/Sub 41/7/23

Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet...og&cn=Ryug
Talent distribution at time of application: 20/51/0
Professions: Blacksmithing, Mining

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Personal Information:

Name:Ryan
Age:19
Location:Syracuse, NY
Gender: Male
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? Of course not, its the best.
Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes.
I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x ] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsers but have long heard good things about your guild and its members.
How long have you played WoW? Since release
List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent resolve
What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Leadership transferred servers.
Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Well gotta go with SU... cant be a traitor.
What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target
Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Apparently so.
Who is always to be blamed? The one known as James.
On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? Back Massage? I would just be myself, im an entertaining person Smile
Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag. Well here goes. A guy and his annoying and needy girlfriend went to a wishing well. The guy drops a penny and makes a wish. His girlfriend also wanted to make a wish, so she bent over to drop her penny, but she leaned too far and fell down the well and drowned. The guy said, "Wow, it really does work!"
Any additional information you would like to share?
Draenok's son Smile and the better looking of the two.

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Name:Draenok
Class:Hunter
Level:80
Race:Orc
Primary Spec: MM 7/54/10
Secondary Spec:BM 58/13/0

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-feed.atom?r=The+Underbog&cn=Draenok&locale=en_US

Talent distribution at time of application:MM 7/54/10
Professions: Alch/Herb/Cooking

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Personal Information:

Name:Rob
Age:43
Location:Syracuse, NY
Gender:M
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No. Is there any other kind?

Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes

I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsor, although I've done Heroics and PUG's with several FaG's.

How long have you played WoW? 2yrs

List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent Resolve (only guild this server, including all alts). What can I say, I'm loyal and not a guild jumper.

What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Guild is moving to new server after a leadership meltdown.

Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Miami 2001 although I'm not too cowbabying happy with how poorly Clinton Portis plays for the Redskins

What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target

Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Purple is SO 2009.

Who is always to be blamed? Most of the time, we blame James

On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? For the first few raids I'm going to keep my damn mouth shut and listen to the battle orders and get to know different players strengths/weaknesses and playing styles. Once I'm comfortable in the group and we have some raid down time you can't beat a naked dance party, train of naked people on bears, making fun of people who do stupid shit in raids, and applying a liberal dose of sarcasm to any chat remotely noobish.

Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag.

An Australian walks into a bar with a live crocodile over his shoulder. He sits down and sets the crocodile on top of the bar. He orders a Fosters and glares around the room. Without warning, he drops his pants, sticks his cock in the crocodiles mouth and bashes the crocodile in the head with his fist.

The Austrailian puts his cock aways and glares around the room. Eventually he says, I'll buy anyone a beer that has the balls to do that.

After a short silence, a man tentatively speaks up and says "I'll do it if you don't hit me so hard!"

Any additional information you would like to share? If needed, I have a level 80 Resto Druid as my Alt that can raid heal. Draey/Tauren/Resto 11/0/60. I also have a family member that is interested in moving from Silent Resolve to FaG running a Rogue.

Great application *format*, I look forward to gaming with all of you.

Rob/Drae]]>
Name:Draenok
Class:Hunter
Level:80
Race:Orc
Primary Spec: MM 7/54/10
Secondary Spec:BM 58/13/0

Armory Link:http://www.wowarmory.com/character-feed.atom?r=The+Underbog&cn=Draenok&locale=en_US

Talent distribution at time of application:MM 7/54/10
Professions: Alch/Herb/Cooking

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Personal Information:

Name:Rob
Age:43
Location:Syracuse, NY
Gender:M
Are you easily offended by extremely FaG'y guild chat? No. Is there any other kind?

Do you have a good computer and solid internet connection? Yes

I have read § 2 Application of the Guild Manual. Check one: [x] Yes [ ] No

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Miscellaneous Information:

Who is your sponsor and what FaG's do you know? No sponsor, although I've done Heroics and PUG's with several FaG's.

How long have you played WoW? 2yrs

List at least two previous guilds you were in. Silent Resolve (only guild this server, including all alts). What can I say, I'm loyal and not a guild jumper.

What was the reason for leaving your last guild? Guild is moving to new server after a leadership meltdown.

Whats the greatest college football team of all time? Miami 2001 although I'm not too cowbabying happy with how poorly Clinton Portis plays for the Redskins

What is the original keybinding on a freshly installed copy of WoW for "F"? Assist Target

Does Boofy like Abyss Crystals? Purple is SO 2009.

Who is always to be blamed? Most of the time, we blame James

On a raid, how would you keep our guild leader Gogoplataa entertained? For the first few raids I'm going to keep my damn mouth shut and listen to the battle orders and get to know different players strengths/weaknesses and playing styles. Once I'm comfortable in the group and we have some raid down time you can't beat a naked dance party, train of naked people on bears, making fun of people who do stupid shit in raids, and applying a liberal dose of sarcasm to any chat remotely noobish.

Tell us a funny joke. We want to be sure you're not a humourless shitbag.

An Australian walks into a bar with a live crocodile over his shoulder. He sits down and sets the crocodile on top of the bar. He orders a Fosters and glares around the room. Without warning, he drops his pants, sticks his cock in the crocodiles mouth and bashes the crocodile in the head with his fist.

The Austrailian puts his cock aways and glares around the room. Eventually he says, I'll buy anyone a beer that has the balls to do that.

After a short silence, a man tentatively speaks up and says "I'll do it if you don't hit me so hard!"

Any additional information you would like to share? If needed, I have a level 80 Resto Druid as my Alt that can raid heal. Draey/Tauren/Resto 11/0/60. I also have a family member that is interested in moving from Silent Resolve to FaG running a Rogue.

Great application *format*, I look forward to gaming with all of you.

Rob/Drae]]>